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Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
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| Subject: | Ouch. |
| Time: | 1:13 pm. |
| Mood: |  tired. | | Music: | N'Stink-"Girlfriend". |
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Dear Mr. Billy Banks,
After doing your Tae Bo Cardio Circuit 1 (I think that is what video it is any ways, I got it from Matty-O) I regret to inform you that when you put your hand up in front of the video camera and say "go ahead and punch", giving the illusion that you are in my living room and you want me to punch your hand, I punched my television screen and hurt my fist. Mr. Banks, I believe you owe me an apology. If you don't believe in apologizes, I will take a firmer tush and flatter tummy.
Thank you very much.
Your fan,
thinker_belle
LOL. Okay so I didn't really punch the tv. But I almost did. Because hearing him say "push it. Count it. Push it. Pull it. Count it. Push it." Almost drove me to do it.
And yes I'm listening to N'Stink. No I don't know why. :P
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Monday, January 23rd, 2006
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Friday, December 23rd, 2005
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Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away Rest.
And all us seniors wre looking our best.
Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles, how merry.
Our punch bowl held prune juice plus three drops of sherry.
A bedsock was taped to each walker in hope, that Santa would bring us soft candy and soap.
We surely were lucky to be there with friends.
Secure in this residence and in our Depends.
Our grandkids had sent us some Christmasy crafts.
Like Angels in snowsuits and penguins on rafts.
The dental assistant had borrowed our teeth.
And from them she'd crafted a holiday wreath.
The bed pans, so shiney, all stood in a row.
Reflecting our candle's magnificent glow.
Our supper so festive--the joy wouldn't stop--was creamy warm oatmeal with sprinkles on top.
Our salad was Jell-O, so jiggly and great.
Then puree fruit cake was spooned on each plate.
The social director then had us play games.
Like "Where are you living" and "What are your names?"
Old Grandfather Looper was feeling his oats.
Proclaiming that reindeer were nothing but goats.
Our resident wand'rer was tied to her chair.
In hopes that at bedtime she still would be there.
Security lights on the new fallen snow,
made outdoors seem noon to the old folks below.
Then out on the porch there arose quite a clatter.
But we are so deaf that it just didn't matter.
A strange little fellow flew in through the door,
then tripped on the sill and fell flat on the floor.
Twas just our director, all togged out in red.
He jiggled and chuckled and patted each head.
We knew from the way that he strutted and jived our social security checks had arrived.
We sang--how we sang--in our monotone croak.
Till the clock tinkled out in a soft eight p.m. stroke.
And soon we were snuggling deep in our beds.
While nurses distributed nocturnal meds.
And so ends our Christmas at Rock-Away Rest.
Before long you'll be with us. We wish you the best.
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Friday, December 16th, 2005
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Thursday, October 6th, 2005
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| Time: | 11:53 am. |
| Mood: |  hopeful. |
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Sex And The City Resurrected!!!
harlemhomme
Hey, remember Inside TV magazine? Well, neither do we. But, they have some exciting news!!
According to the trashy sister of TV Guide, Sarah Jessica Parker the rest of the lovely ladies from Sex and the City might return for new episodes next year.
The mag says that homo honcho Darren Star and HBO are trying to lure the cast - Parker, Kim Catrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon - with promises of more money for less work.
"They'll do half as many episodes and get paid twice as much," says an insider.
Source here.
Do it ladies. Do it, do it, do it, do it. She has the sex, I have the sex, we all have the sex. And we need it back in our lives. Well..at least I know I do. :D
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Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
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| Subject: | p00p |
| Time: | 6:23 pm. |
| Mood: |  silly. | | Music: | TV in background. |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOH!!!!
Today is my sister's birthday and the biotch couldn't even answer her cell phone so I could wish her a happy birthday. I'd call her house phone but I don't feel like waisting my calling card minutes talking to her husband..I'm a terrible sister really. And yes I am kidding. Sort of. :/
So happy birthday Erin! :D
Just found the awful link to the site that is TJ-Maxx and spent under seventy dollars on two pairs of jeans and a really cute black v-neck sweater. I'm really in need of some new clothes. I've been wearing the same comfy yet really old and probably smelly dark blue jean skirt, bright electric blue hoodie, flip flop combination for about a week now. I'm a total sk8ter grrrl, Avril beware!
Welcome back ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) upthebuttboy who was away in San Diego and got back a little while ago I was just too lazy forgot to say anything.
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Friday, September 2nd, 2005
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There's drama in the journals. I would participate but I'm getting too old and tired to do anything. So ladies, have fun.
:D
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Saturday, August 20th, 2005
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Well today was my first day of polyester hell, aka work. I'd tell you guys all about it but there's not much to tell and all I want to do is spend time with Matty-O and the kitten.
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Thursday, August 18th, 2005
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WE GOT A KITTEN.
He's orange and he's tiny and adorable. We got him from the pound so of course he was covered in fleas but we gave him two baths and put all kinds of medication on him. Pictures later!
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Wednesday, August 17th, 2005
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I got offered a job today. The job is pretty much perfect, full time, benefits, FREE LUNCH. Urgh, they just near killed me with that free lunch, because the Mill has the best desserts ever. But the only bad thing about the job is it's temporary and it ends at the end of October.
*stab*
Okay, and now comes the other job. It's as a customer service rep, I basically answer phones and put stuff in computers. I have an interview for that tommorrow. It's also a temporary job, but it's a temp to *hire* meaning I can just easily get hired to work there permanetly as I could get fired.
Now this decision probably sounds pretty easy to make, I'd go with the customer service job but the people at the Mill keep telling me to not be intimidated by the temporary name tag because if I do good work I may just have a shot at being full time there, but no one ever guarateed it to me.
Urgh, what's a girl to do?
:/
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Tuesday, August 16th, 2005
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Today we went to the pound to look at more pussies and some puppies too, if they had any. The last time we "accidently" found this place they had this huge white dog that looked like a damn horse. He wasn't there any more, and neither was the old dalmation with arthritis that broke my heart. :/ I'm hoping someone adopted him and they didn't put him down, although I highly doubt that happened. They adopted out the pomperanian with one eye (we called him Mr. Yap cause he wouldn't shut up) and this really cute poodle mix which were actually gonna end up getting. Right now he and I are pretty torn between these super cute kittens, a grey with black spots tabby and this really pretty white one. I want the white one, he wants the grey spotted one. They are still getting their shots, so hopefully I'll come home with a fluffy white girla ball of cuteness next Tuesday.
After I watched Diamonds are forever I decided I need new diamonds since I sold my older ones I never wear any more. This is yummy. Too bad I don't have four hundred to go throwing around..gotta be economical with my money...right?
;)
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Monday, August 15th, 2005
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We saw the cutest little orange kitten today. I put it on "lay way" and I'm so gonna get it.
:D
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Sunday, August 14th, 2005
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Saturday, August 13th, 2005
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Last night was the Craps tournament at the Mill Matty Fresh and I went to. He was kicking everyone's ass, including mine for most of the tournament, until the guy next to me got a hard six he bet on. That guy placed first, Matty Fresh placed second, and I got third. He got $120, and I got $73, which is not bad considering we both came in with $25. :D
Today we went to lunch at the Sizzler and saw the Skeleton Key. The movie was good, but the big "surprise ending" wasn't really all that surprising if you really give the movie some kind of thought. It started really slow but the ending was good, I enjoyed it even though it really freaked me out, lol. Kate Hudson is awesome. :D
Oh and if any one hasn't heard, in the recent issue of Elle Girl magazine, apparently Aaron Carter thinks he's some kind of pimp. I don't know how he knocked that title. ;)
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Friday, August 12th, 2005
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I joined the gym yesterday to get my ass into gear. The eliptical kicked my ass yesterday. I thought maybe I was big shit and could do about fifteen minutes on it but I only ended up doing ten, blah. I ended up doing fifteen minutes on the treadmill instead. There were a lot more people there than I expected, mostly guys lifting weights. I woke up this morning feeling like I had two giant pitt bulls chewing on my thighs. :/
Today is the craps tournament over at the Mill, and someone actually managed to talk me into joining. :looks at boyfriend: Wish us luck, hopefully one of us will win something! (if it's any one it will be him!)
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Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
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I sent out applications to a bunch of places out here since right now I'm "unemployed." You'd think I could get a job quick at a nursing home or a hospital but they are pretty picky about who they let in. Apparently you have to be a "certified nursing assistant" to be a "nursing assistant" and I don't feel like shelling out the $200 bills to become a "certified nursing assistant." At least not right now.
The good news is I did get a call from this place I applied to yesterday, called The Mill which has become my new favorite place here in town. Twinkling lights and money make Lindsay a happy girl.
Everything is coming together asides from lack of jobage, which hopefully will go away when I call this guy back. Our UPS boxes came in yesterday which means I don't have to wear the same jean skirt/hoodie/t-shirt/flip flop combination any more. And that also means my blankets came in so I don't have to freeze to death. The rest of Fresh's (and by Fresh I mean Matt) boxes didn't come yet, and hopefully they'll come today. Hopefully none of his shit would be seriously broken like some of mine was yesterday. They killed George, and by George I mean my Foreman grill which I loved so much.
:emo tear for George:
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I'm back! And I'm in a different time zone! I'll explain that later, other than that someone fill me in on the hot gossip. :D
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| Subject: | Cute? |
| Time: | 1:58 pm. |
| Mood: |  curious. | | Music: | Jon Bon Jovi-"Livin' On a Prayer". |
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I'm posting this picture because I thought this tattoo was too cute not to post. Very..Las Vegas?
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crazy.
sore.